3304 Life Spells from Spell Casters

Carve the name of your target on the phallic red candle. Cast your magic circle. It should contain an inverted pentagram with the spirit point facing south. Light the incense.

Place the two black candles on the fire and water points of your pentagram. Holding the bottom with your trash bag, light the phallic red candle and use it to light the two other candles; be sure to do so in a counter-clockwise (right to left) rotation. Then, place the red candle across from you on the opposite side of the circle, with the name of your target facing you.

Smooth the trash bag over the center of your pentagram. Pass the personal possession from your target through the incense smoke, then toss it cavalierly into the trash bag.

Hold the rose by its stem over the flame from your candle, allowing it to color as it burns without lighting on fire. As you do, visualize your former lover experiencing an agonizing burning sensation in their genitals. Then, cut the rose into three pieces, leaving the petals attached to one piece, and toss them one by one into the trash bag with their personal possession. As you do, recite the following incantation:

"Red rose, red rose, with thorns so thick,
Cut, slice, graze and prick
As I have cried, now so shall they
Make pleasure they feel now turn to pain

Let them suffer this awful fate
Pray that their apology does not come late
For if they do not pay their dues
They’ll find themselves broken beyond any use"

Close your magic circle. Snuff out your candles in a counter-clockwise rotation. Place the candle remainders in the trash with the rest of the reagents. Tie the bag shut and dispose of it in a crude place, like a dumpster or a sewer drain, to literally and metaphorically say good riddance to bad trash.


Expect the spell to take effect within a week. The spell’s effects usually last between three days and a full lunar cycle, depending on the intensity of your hatred for the victim.

Chant:

"I am a witch.
I am one
With the Earth
With the Universe
With the Divine.
Let this day be free
From strife and fear.
Let only love and joy
Come near.
With blessings given
And those received.
I walk in peace,
With word and deed"

"Power and earth, please make my problems vanish in time. Make my heart feel joy in life, heal me even a shortest while, so mote it be!"

Simply say: "Gods and Goddesses, hear my plea. I call unto thee to grant me the power to wish anything I want". Repeat this five times.

Chant:

"You brought me pain
I'll do the same
On this day
With my words
I bring the pain"

Create a circle around your spell casting area and say "Make me a neko to frolick and play, with (color) ears and (color) tail. I want my tail to be (length) and (fluffyness)" say this 3 or 4 times a day of becoming a neko.

Say this "Go away bad felling, you're not wanted here. Let the happiness come and let it prosper. This is my wish so let it be by the power of 13."