3304 Life Spells from Spell Casters

Before attempting this spell: Ensure that your Stab is charged. An uncharged Stab will result in nothing.

Perform the spell to cleanse yourself of evil thoughts. Go outdoors. Grasp the Stab in your non-dominant hand at shoulder level with the bottom resting on the ground. With your dominant hand, grasp your Stab as far down as you can without bending over.

Remove your non-dominant hand from your Stab. Hold your dominant arm straight out in front of you so that the Stab no longer rests onthe ground. Turn the Stab so that the bottom points out directly in front of you.

Recite the following: "Omtts le cwit'ablits altsttice. Mzhyors lyi cwiti psi." (Prn. oh-ma-tees' (a nasal, s as in pass) lae quee-thahb-lee-thaes' (th's as in path, s as in pass), ahl-thihs'-tee-cae (th as in path). Mazh-yor-ahs' (zh like s in pleasure, s as in pass) lyee quee'-thee (th as in path) pa'-zee (a nasal).)

Keep the Stab elevated for at least 5 minutes.

Possible Effects

• Severe loss of creativity for eight to ten months (possibly up to two years), after which creativity will return extremely slowly, but will never return fully.
• Loss of individuality for several weeks.
• Inability to think for yourself for several days.
• Inability to communicate for several days.
• Inability to figure things out for several months.
• Severely decreased IQ for several months, after which IQ will slowly return but will never fully return.

Ensure that your Stab is charged. Using a Stab that is not charged will result in nothing. Place the bottom end of the Stab on the dirt or rock surface. Because stone is resolute, it will help focus your energy in this spell. The Stab is needed to successfully transfer your energy into the rock or dirt in a way that allows it to increase the resolve of your spell.

Hold the Stab at a point at shoulder level. Concentrate on the task you need to complete. Recite the following: "Cwo neešito côpletál cwest gol sâz divversív." (Prn: Quo nae-chae-shee'-toh co-plae-tahl' (o nasal) quest gohl sats (a nasal) dee-vare-zeeb')"

Possible effects of an ineffective cast include:

• Inability to concentrate for several days
• Lowered mental capacities for several days
• Decreased IQ for several days
• Inability to carry a conversation for several days
• Decreased creativity for several days
• Decreased logical abilities for several days

Chant: "God and goddesses please change my gender to a girl. I wish to have long hair and to like boys, to look cute. Oh, god and goddesses please change my gender to a girl". Shut your eyes after the chant and imagine yourself as a girl. If changing from girl to boy: simply replace the word "girl" to "boy" within the spell.

Light your candle, then fill the bowl with milk and put the fur in the milk. Say this aloud:

"Cats are cunning, cats are wise, cats will rise. Make me small, make me fast, turn me into a cat."

Then start licking the milk from the bowl, make sure you lick up the cat fur. Drink it until it's half full and all the fur is gone. This spell will take around a week, possibly more.

Chant: "Gods and goddesses hear my plea, make good luck come to me".

Form the candles into square and light them. Put the picture of your enemy in the middle of the square. On a piece of paper write all the the bad things that he/she had done to you.and burn the paper. Gather the ashes and sprinkle it to the picture and chant this words 6 times.

"You have offended me many times
You insulted me and made me feel like a tool
You discriminated me by your words
You have told your friends about me and made
Them think that I'm stupid
And worthy to be humiliated/discriminated.

Now tomorrow will be my freedom
Free from discrimination
You will feel the things that I felt
When you offended me
You will be the last person to kneel
Before me and beg for my forgiveness"

After chanting this words burn your enemy's picture and gather the ashes together (include the paper's ashes) and throw them in the air.