7195 Spiritual Spells from Spell Casters

Sing in an offtune voice for 3 hours straight:

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Sing in an offtune voice:

There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip and a kicking from the hip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting (huh!)
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening (hey, yeah)
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin, and little Sammy Chung
He said, "Here comes the big boss, let's get it on"
We took a bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand-new trip

scream

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU YOU BLOODY BITCH

YOU FUCKING FUCKING

FUCCKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

• Fill your bathtub with water and add 1/4 cup of ammonia.

• Place your Bible next to the tub.

• While bathing, read Psalm 45 and Psalm 54 aloud.

• Repeat this bath daily for 9 consecutive days.

• After finishing the bath, take a cupful of the bathwater.

• Toss the cup of bathwater toward the east corner of your home.

• As you toss it, recite the Glory Be prayer:
  “Glory to the Father and to the Son and to the Holy Spirit, As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.”

While jerking off to a picture of Borat, be sure to sing loudly and off tune:

Kazakhstan greatest

country in the world.

All other countries are

run by little girls.

Kazakhstan number one

exporter of potassium.

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of

Tinshein swimming pool.

It’s length thirty meter

and width six meter.

Filtration system a marvel to behold.

It remove 80 percent

of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan

you very nice place.

From Plains of Tarashek to

Norther fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan friend of

all except Uzbekistan.

They very nosey people

with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.

We invented toffee and fprtrouser belt.

Kazakhstan’s prostitutes

cleanest in the region.

Except of course for Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan

you very nice place.

From Plains of Tarashek to

Northern fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty

penis of our leader.

From junction with the

testes to tip of its face!

Chant:

$*#%?! OH BRING THE PICTURES TO LIFE!!!!!!!

1. Fill a clay cup with fresh, clean water.

2. Add one tablespoon of salt into the water while making the sign of the cross (or focusing your intention).

3. Carry the cup through every room and space in the house, sprinkling a little water while saying:

May this salt burn away misfortune.
May this salt dissolve all troubles.
As the salt dissolves in the water,
so may sorrows dissolve,
and joy may come into this home.

Do the symbol of the cross on the forehead of the afflicted. Dip the sprig in the water and sprinkle the forehead.
Say:

One evil eye,
two eyes on evil,
evil eyes, go away.
Three eyes remove the spell,
they drive the evil far away.

Say the prayer three times. Spit three times. The rue sprigs have absorbed the evil. You should dispose of them by burying them in the earth away from your home or by casting them into running water (river or sea).

Take a string that has been dipped in the husband’s semen.
Tie nine knots in the string. With each knot, recite:

I, …, daughter of …,
bind you …, son of …
I bind your anger, I bind your temper,
I bind your love, I bind your seed.

Into each knot, place a seed or flower of cotton to soften his nature.
Pass the entire string through powdered henbane.
Seal the string tightly inside a small bottle.
Bury the bottle near the home, so that the earth may hold down and bury the husband’s difficult character.

1 Set up altar

2 light incense

3 light candle

4 say chant 3 times, say mote it be or bless it be one time

I stand before you

Asking for you

To send a guardian

To look after me

A guardian with

a sword and shield

Who fights against

Any tragedy

So mote it be