7191 Spiritual Spells from Spell Casters

While jerking off to a picture of Borat, be sure to sing loudly and off tune:

Kazakhstan greatest

country in the world.

All other countries are

run by little girls.

Kazakhstan number one

exporter of potassium.

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of

Tinshein swimming pool.

It’s length thirty meter

and width six meter.

Filtration system a marvel to behold.

It remove 80 percent

of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan

you very nice place.

From Plains of Tarashek to

Norther fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan friend of

all except Uzbekistan.

They very nosey people

with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.

We invented toffee and fprtrouser belt.

Kazakhstan’s prostitutes

cleanest in the region.

Except of course for Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan

you very nice place.

From Plains of Tarashek to

Northern fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty

penis of our leader.

From junction with the

testes to tip of its face!

Chant:

$*#%?! OH BRING THE PICTURES TO LIFE!!!!!!!

1. Fill a clay cup with fresh, clean water.

2. Add one tablespoon of salt into the water while making the sign of the cross (or focusing your intention).

3. Carry the cup through every room and space in the house, sprinkling a little water while saying:

May this salt burn away misfortune.
May this salt dissolve all troubles.
As the salt dissolves in the water,
so may sorrows dissolve,
and joy may come into this home.

Do the symbol of the cross on the forehead of the afflicted. Dip the sprig in the water and sprinkle the forehead.
Say:

One evil eye,
two eyes on evil,
evil eyes, go away.
Three eyes remove the spell,
they drive the evil far away.

Say the prayer three times. Spit three times. The rue sprigs have absorbed the evil. You should dispose of them by burying them in the earth away from your home or by casting them into running water (river or sea).

Take a string that has been dipped in the husband’s semen.
Tie nine knots in the string. With each knot, recite:

I, …, daughter of …,
bind you …, son of …
I bind your anger, I bind your temper,
I bind your love, I bind your seed.

Into each knot, place a seed or flower of cotton to soften his nature.
Pass the entire string through powdered henbane.
Seal the string tightly inside a small bottle.
Bury the bottle near the home, so that the earth may hold down and bury the husband’s difficult character.

1 Set up altar

2 light incense

3 light candle

4 say chant 3 times, say mote it be or bless it be one time

I stand before you

Asking for you

To send a guardian

To look after me

A guardian with

a sword and shield

Who fights against

Any tragedy

So mote it be

1 Set up altar

2 light incense

3 light candle

4 say chant 3 times, say mote it be or bless it be one time

I stand before you

Asking for you

To send a guardian

To look after me

A guardian with

a sword and shield

Who fights against

Any tragedy

So mote it be

Go to crossroads or woods hunated woods draw white circle on floor draw sigil of papa legba on floor offer flash blood animal sacrifice goat or cow chant papa legba I offer this sacrifice to you in blood to graint me say thing you want in exchange for my life for contact with you for as long as u seek o legba please grant thee thy will keep chatting til u feel papa legba is there let candles go out this is real magick if sites got a issue with ritual the they don't want people knowing real magick and spirtus Satanus demonium veni ad megrum mortum to pellss fo coagm heatd veni ad me

Go to crossroads or woods hunated woods draw white circle on floor draw sigil of papa legba on floor offer flash blood animal sacrifice goat or cow chant papa legba I offer this sacrifice to you in blood to graint me say thing you want in exchange for my life for contact with you for as long as u seek o legba please grant thee thy will keep chatting til u feel papa legba is there let candles go out this is real magick if sites got a issue with ritual the they don't want people knowing real magick and spirtus Satanus demonium veni ad megrum mortum to pellss fo coagm heatd veni ad me

Go to crossroads or woods hunated woods draw white circle on floor draw sigil of papa legba on floor offer flash blood animal sacrifice goat or cow chant papa legba I offer this sacrifice to you in blood to graint me say thing you want in exchange for my life for contact with you for as long as u seek o legba please grant thee thy will keep chatting til u feel papa legba is there let candles go out this is real magick if sites got a issue with ritual the they don't want people knowing real magick and spirtus Satanus demonium veni ad megrum mortum to pellss fo coagm heatd veni ad me