7211 Spiritual Spells from Spell Casters

put the crystals where the moon light can shine down on them. then chant 6 times:

"Black apple. apple tree, apple tree. full moon. crystals are ready."

walk up to them and say meow said the cow! the snake wants to bow!

Draw a pentagram in brown marker on your left wrist and hand. then whisper as quiet as you can: "I will become the most powerful type of witch/wizzard. I will rule my victims and be able to control them with my eye and my finger. they will be under MY control."

eat the cat hair and chant: ''cats of the north, east, south, and west show ones self and do your best>

watch the whole black panther movie backwards without talking and then plant the dead tree somewhere you'd spend the rest of your life. then release all the animals on the tree and say "live in this tree and grow here forever!" then get naked and throw glitter on your self and run up and down the nearest highway 5 times. put your clothes on and lick the tree. make sure you lick the whole tree and for every inch of moss lick it 78 times. if you aren't in jail or sick you will wake up and see that you are the tree.

when the other team tries to shoot yell miss just before they let go at the ball with perfect timing they automaticly mess up. then grab the ball and say "LigmaCeratops!'' (pronounced LIG MUH SARA TOPS) then go pass it to the best person on your team. continue to repeat this process over and over and trie to grab the ball at ALL COSTS!

go somewhere quiet and imagine floating over where you live up in the sky towards a big pink cotton like cloud. when you go into it all you see is your house sitting up there go inside and look for the tiny people with clear oval wings. thats your fairy godfamily. they will take you back to where you were before in that quiet place. only YOU can see them so don't tell anyone else or they won't grant 1 wish. tell someone else and every time you do they will make them think your CRAAAAZY! they grant all your wishes with their magick wands!

hello we are you fairy godparents. we have been waiting for you for a long time we really missed you. only you can see us!

imagine what we look like! yep. you got it right that IS us! we'll be here forever!

Place the leaf on the floor/ground and sit the nut on top of it then chant.

"By the powers of witches and mages.

By the powers of crones and sages.

By the moon and all its phases.

I wish (person's name) would get hit in the head by Mrs. Coconut!"

[Insert evil laugh here.]

Before we begin the spell, this is mainly for parties. This is also not just for you to cast the spell on the object then leave it somewhere! Now the spell:

First, go somewhere where no one else is, this might be outside the party or in a bathroom. You must have the object with you. Hold in and repeat this spell:

"I wish for this [object] to stay with thee and no one else but me. So mote it be!"

If it doesn’t work, try repeating it 3x again.