I would help you plant carrots, but the carrots turned into little white rabbits and hopped away...
Somebody have a tea party with me :)
I would love to have a tea party with you...but... I gave all the tea away, oops.
Would anyone like to contact a god or goddess of your choice?
I would, but I forgot how to do the magickal hokie pokie ritual of communication so unfortunately, I cannot.
Can someone cook me up some chocolate chip pancakes? I'm starving!
I would but I have decided to become a cray cray feminazi and I am trigger by that show and deem it to be problematic lol.
Sing me a lullaby?
I would but my tongue starts burning every time I sing. Someone please help me clean the air conditioner filters? ;-;
I would help you clean the air conditioner, but I would sneeze too much...
Someone help me take my cats on a walk lol...
I would but I'd just cuddle and pet them so no walking would actually get done. D:
Would one of you like to finger paint with me? :D
I would love to finger paint for you but... I burned all my fingers making candles.
Would anyone like to help me bake a cake?
I would help you bake a cake but my oven broke..
Someone watch a scary movie with me...
