What's your excuse?

I'm going deaf, so I can't understand you.

Buy me the new Pokemon game.

What's Pokemon?

You need to get me a new kitchen

I had my arms severed by the headsman from the begining of Skyrim.

Fly me to the Moon.

Airfare to the moon is too high right now.

Get a pony

They're all stuck in the tv.

Give Leonardo an Oscar

No excuse for that, GIVE HIM AN OSCAR

Listen to music

I've suddenly gone deaf. You have to tell me all the lyrics in sign language.

I cant, I superglued my index fingers together.

Bake some cookies :3

I can't Leo won an Oscar

Ressurect Vlad the Impaler.

I can't because he's impaled *bangs the gong*

You have to listen to an hour of Taylor Swift