Summon Borat
Casting Instructions for 'Summon Borat'
- An image of Borat and you must sing the Borat song off key
- An image of Borat and you must sing the Borat song off key
While jerking off to a picture of Borat, be sure to sing loudly and off tune:
Kazakhstan greatest
country in the world.
All other countries are
run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one
exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of
Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter
and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent
of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan
you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to
Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of
all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people
with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We invented toffee and fprtrouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes
cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan
you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to
Northern fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty
penis of our leader.
From junction with the
testes to tip of its face!
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