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There was once a man who had an ass and a lapdog. The ass was in the stable with plenty of oats and hay to eat and was well off as an ass could be. The little dog was made a great pet of by his master, who fondled him and often let him lie in his lap. And if he went out to dinner, he would bring back a tidbit or two to give him when he ran to meet him on his return. The ass had, it is true a good deal of work to do, carting or grinding the corn*, or carrying the burdens of the farm; and ere long he became very jealous, contrasting his own life of labor with the ease and idleness of the lapdog. At last one day he broke his halter, and frisking into the house just as his master sat down to dinner, he pranced and capered about, mimicking the frolics of the little favorite, upsetting the table and smashing the crockery with his clumsy efforts. Not content with that, he even tried to jump on his master's lap, as he had so often seen the dog allowed to do. At that the servants, seeing the danger their master was in, belabored the silly ass with sticks and cudgels, and drove him back to his stable half dead with his beatings. "Alas!" he cried. "All this I have brought on myself. Why could I not be satisfied with my natural and honorable position, without wishing to imitate the ridiculous antics of that useless little lapdog?"

*The word corn designates any type of grain.


This is one of Aesop's (lesser known) Fables. There is no conclusive evidence if Aesop was a person or if it was the name invented for the collection of oral tales whose authors are anonymous. These stories have been know to history since Greece during the fifth century B.C, or earlier.