2499 Beauty Spells from Spell Casters

Make kaka/shit/poop into a bowel and mix it with snot then feed it to people

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Sing in an offtune voice:

There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip and a kicking from the hip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting (huh!)
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening (hey, yeah)
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin, and little Sammy Chung
He said, "Here comes the big boss, let's get it on"
We took a bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand-new trip

Put the outfit together and go in your targets face and point at them and say:

JOU MA SE POES

JOU POES

POES

FOKKEN POES

POES LYTIE

1. Ensure the time is 12-3am on the night of a full moon, finding an open space out of sight of the public (e.g. backyard)

2. align red candles (number is personal to life number) in a circle, wide enough to sit in (do not light just yet)

3. around the circle drip the semen sample, ensure drips surround the entire circle

4. remove clothing, exposing ones natural organic body to the moon. Tie one end of the string to the tip of your member and the other end to one of the candles (allow for enough slack that there is enough distance between ones member and the candle)

5. light candles and kneel within the circle holding the pair of scissors in hand. Meditate and reflect in your mind that you would like to have an erect member, breathe slowly paying mind to the energy of the moon.

6. as the candle burns when the string catches light on the other end of the string cut it with scissors before it reaches your member (please be careful during this). As you cut the string ensure you breathe out slowly. This disconnects you from the restraints of erectile dysfunction.

(This spell may need to be done a few times in one night, do not expect immediate results, be patient and allow the energy to gradually flow to your member)

Make sure to cleanse your space and tools. Seal with white wax.

For clarification the whole cloves are used for deflecting bad energy.

This powder is meant to add speed and power to spells. There are a few different ways to make it depending on your intentions but here is my way.

Add all of your herbs into a pestle and mortar (without the gunpowder) and crush until you feel it's ready to add into a jar. Once you've added all of your herbs then you can add the gunpowder. If you're planning to burn this on a candle make sure to practice fire safety! I would highly recommend burning this in a cauldron.

Please do be careful when using Gunpowder!

Set up altar

Cleanse/purify altar

Light incense then light candle

Say this chant 3 times

"Be rid of this addiction

Without losing sight

Even if I'm in the dark,

Trying to find the

Switches to the light,

So mote it be.

Set up altar

Cleanse/purify altar

Light incense then light candle

Say this chant 3 times

"Be rid of this addiction

Without losing sight

Even if I'm in the dark,

Trying to find the

Switches to the light,

So mote it be.

Lie down. Of course you don't need to lie down but I always feel at ease when I'm laying down. You can sit as well.

Take a deep breath. Imagine a powerful orb growing inside you--I imagine this power in the pit of stomach and growing to all parts of my body, though not everyone imagines this, go with what image your brain conjures up first--and dark, negative energy leaving your body as you exhale. Channel as much energy as you can.

Close your eyes and visualize the part of your head where the headache is most severe. This part of your head should be clouded with dark, black, painful energy. Use the energy you raised during the breathing to push away the black energy. This should then dissolve into the air.

After you have cleared away the pain, imagine a soft, glowing shield protecting your head from the energy returning.