3322 Life Spells from Spell Casters

ALL MEMBERS OF THE SITE WHO WHERE GAGGED AND THE MODS WHO WENT MISSING WHERE ALL LITERALLY BOUND AND GAGGED AND ARE IN THE BASEMENT OF THE HIDDEN ADMINS!!!!!!!! GAGGING IS A KINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PET X PIXA

Go in front of your entire family especially the elderly, remove your clothes and jerk off while singing in a loud and offtune voice:

Ma-i-a hi, ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho, ma-i-a ha-ha
Ma-i-a hi, ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho, ma-i-a ha-ha
Ma-i-a hi, ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho, ma-i-a ha-ha
Ma-i-a hi, ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho, ma-i-a ha-ha

Sing in an offtune voice for 3 hours straight:

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Sing in an offtune voice:

There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip and a kicking from the hip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting (huh!)
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening (hey, yeah)
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin, and little Sammy Chung
He said, "Here comes the big boss, let's get it on"
We took a bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand-new trip

Make sure you're protected while making this.

Take all of the above ingredients and place them in a mortar and pestle or herb grinder. If using a mortar and pestle it's easier to grind them individually or one at a time. Please do not inhale the powder and wear a mask while crushing. Make sure to put your intentions into this and for better results do this spell while angry or frustrated. Once done put the powder into a jar and store it away for when you need it.

Remember that I do not include herbs that are specifically for my practice. I only mention what I think can be used without my personal touches.

You can either crush them using a pestle and mortar or an herb grinder or just put them directly into the jar. If you choose to use the paper fold it towards you three times and place it into the jar. Put them into a jar and seal with purple wax.

You can add the herbs in any order you feel is right. Make sure to crush the herbs in your pestle and mortar and put them into a jar and shake. You can add this to any spell involving material wealth. Any questions? Feel free to comment!

Executing the Candle:

• Cleanse the candle with any cleansing method.

• (Optional): Place Malachite near where you're working for amplified intentions.

• While envisioning your intentions for money and abundance paint the shades of green onto the white candle and blend them together or gradient it from top to bottom. (This may take more than 1 layer of paint.)

• While the green paint is still wet paint on the black stripes and blend those with the green to get the desired look of malachite.

• Let it dry and you're done. It's safe to burn as long as you get specifically candle safe paint. You can use this candle in any spell relating to money or abundance.

(Also while I'm aware this will look like fake Malachite your intentions are really all that counts. I'm only able to do so much with limited colors.)