7190 Spiritual Spells from Spell Casters
- THE MISSING MODS
- FIGARO
- Sathya Sai Baba
- Summon Mukoji:
- Superkaka
- Never Give Up:
- Master Kung Fu
- Offend your enemy
- Ammonia Bath (Uncrossing & Protection)
- Summon Borat
#1 - THE MISSING MODS
ALL MEMBERS OF THE SITE WHO WHERE GAGGED AND THE MODS WHO WENT MISSING WHERE ALL LITERALLY BOUND AND GAGGED AND ARE IN THE BASEMENT OF THE HIDDEN ADMINS!!!!!!!! GAGGING IS A KINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#2 - FIGARO
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#3 - Sathya Sai Baba
Spit on the picture and say COME TO LIFE YOU AFRO HEADED POES
Sathya Sai Baba will appear and start dancing and shake his arse. You can then enlarge his head, make him defecate himself, beat the fuck out of him, etc.
However if you are male be sure to use a buttplug or at the very least hide your anus from him.
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#4 - Summon Mukoji:
Sing in a loud and offtune voice:
LOVE THE MUKOJI!!!!!
LOVE THE MUKOJI!!!!!
HE IS A TREEMAN THAT LOVES YOU TOO!!!!!
HE BAKES BISCUITS TOO!!!!!!
YES LOVE THE MUKOJI TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This will summon Mukoji a treeman with many powers but be careful and never show him your bum!!!!!!!!!!!
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#5 - Superkaka
Shit all over the floor making a circle and chant:
SUPERKAKA BURPING SUPERBABIES TO ONE DAY RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!! X 3
This summons Superkaka who is a giant shit with arms and legs and one eye who can shoot lazers, has kaka powers and can burp baby superkakas.
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#6 - Never Give Up:
Sing in an offtune voice for 3 hours straight:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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#7 - Master Kung Fu
Sing in an offtune voice:
There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip and a kicking from the hip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting (huh!)
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening (hey, yeah)
But they fought with expert timing
There was funky Billy Chin, and little Sammy Chung
He said, "Here comes the big boss, let's get it on"
We took a bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand-new trip
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#8 - Offend your enemy
scream
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU YOU BLOODY BITCH
YOU FUCKING FUCKING
FUCCKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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#9 - Ammonia Bath (Uncrossing & Protection)
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Fill your bathtub with water and add 1/4 cup of ammonia.
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Place your Bible next to the tub.
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While bathing, read Psalm 45 and Psalm 54 aloud.
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Repeat this bath daily for 9 consecutive days.
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After finishing the bath, take a cupful of the bathwater.
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Toss the cup of bathwater toward the east corner of your home.
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As you toss it, recite the Glory Be prayer:
“Glory to the Father and to the Son and to the Holy Spirit, As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.”
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#10 - Summon Borat
While jerking off to a picture of Borat, be sure to sing loudly and off tune:
Kazakhstan greatest
country in the world.
All other countries are
run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one
exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of
Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter
and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent
of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan
you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to
Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of
all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people
with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We invented toffee and fprtrouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes
cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan
you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to
Northern fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty
penis of our leader.
From junction with the
testes to tip of its face!
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