24 Beauty Spells from The Order

Add to this class from which I’ll drink
The vile taste one’d surely think.

The throw in a pinch of salt saying:

And a bit of salt to kill the taste
Of my life I shall not waste

Then toss in a bit of cinnamon saying:

And finally a touch of spice
To make my body slim and nice

Then swirl the entire mixture around with the cup in both hands. Hold it above your head and say:

With this potion that I drink
I’ll lose the weight that I think
I need to lose and then some more
This magic potion born of war.

Then drink the entire glass.

Once everything is mixed together, place the mud on whatever area of skin you want cured of acne and say the following chant:

Cure my skin of zits and rash,
And make it smooth in a flash.
Blemish vanish, pot-marks too,
Magic make my skin a new.

Once you have said the chant, wash the mud off. Unlike many other spells, repeating the chant will not increase the spell, instead wash the mud off and place more on and repeat the chant for a stronger spell.

Place the clay on a pile of sticks and twigs. Light the pile on fire and as it burns say the following chant:

From the clay the image burns,
To the ashes, the world urns;
For my image to come new,
And my body to be true;
A stronger chest means better man.
And through the magic, ashes fan.

Repeat it until the flames are all gone and the dying embers can be picked up. Pick up the ashes in your hands and rug them into your chest. As long as these magical ashes are on your chest your chest will continue to become more masculine and defined.

Put the pentagon on a necklace and wear the necklace, making sure the pentagon is placed evenly between your breasts. Light the candle and hold the wax figure in your hands. While massaging the wax breasts in your hands say the following chant:

Between my fingers, breasts of wax,
Give me volume where I lack,
Of my own maternal flesh,
Large breasts for this I wish.

You may continue chanting the same chant for as long as you like.

Place the candles on either side of the hourglass and light them. Besides the two tall orange candles you may also wish to encircle yourself with other lit candles to increase the power and results of the spell. Use white, red and yellow candles of any size and shape if you wish to do so.

When you are ready turn the hour glass over and let the sands flow down while saying the following chant:

Sands that flow from top to bottom,
Give my hips the shape of you;
For my hips are flat and curveless,
And I wish for curves thats true.

Repeat until the sands in the hourglass have completely fallen. The more times you are able to repeat the chant the better the results will be.

Lay in a tub full of warm water. While in the water run your fingers up and down your legs saying the following spell:

These short legs, become long;
Sleek and slender don't go wrong;
From toe to hip my legs will grow,
And be a wonder I must show
To all who wish to see such beauty,
For from now on I'll be a cutie.

This spell should be cast weekly, or whenever you happen to be in the bath.

Once the wax begins to cool and the top begins to harden but is still able to be formed, press your hands into the wax and chant the following several times:

Press my hands into this wax,
Improve my hands for where they lack,
Slender fingers and soft smooth palms
Vanish hairy knuckles and chubby thumbs

As long as the wax keeps the form of your hands the spell will work at improving your hands, but if the wax is ever melted again the spell will be reversed.

Take a picture of the person you want to become more ugly. Take the pen and draw on the picture: for example draw a big ugly nose, or devil's ears. On the back of the picture write what you would like to happen: for example, "I want her nose to grow large and get zits".

Now light the candle. You will only need 1 candle, either a black one or a yellow one. If you are casting this spell out of jealousy use a yellow candle, if it is for any other reason use a black one.

Hold the picture over the flame and slowly burn the picture while chanting:

Let the person pictured there,
Lose their glory for a year.
See the picture and view the image,
As smoke rise and beauty diminish.
And let their beauty come to pass,
As all things do as nothing lasts.

Put some water in the pan and bring it to a boil. The more water you boil, the more mud you can make. As the water is heating up say the following chant:

Water heat and come to boil,
Bless this liquid with tears and toil

Once boiling remove the pan from the heat and spinkle in the dirt, mixing it with the stick. As you do so say the following chant:

Muddy water make a slop
With which we will cause to stop
All those who look upon the soul
Who's poor body got the show
Of the magic in this muck
The vial, ugly, sludge of luck.

Once you have a thick mud and it has cooled down so you may easily pick it up, the mud will act like a reverse facial cream, making the wearer become uglier and uglier with the more mud that touches their skin.

Picture of the beauty learn,
Behind her back this spell does burn;
This filth, this dirt, the picture made,
The beauty's attraction seem to fade.

You may replace the word her with his as needed.