mermaid spell

I read it and i have questions to ask.

1)Will there be a mermaid top?
2)What happend if i take off the jellewly,will i transform back to human?.Is it like if you your wearing the symbol that your in mermaid form untill you take off the symbol?

symbol on:Mermaid
Symbol off:human ??

yea i was thinking the same thing i mean how would u go back?

Doesn't matter, this wont work and it's not possible to change your species.

it actually is possible, i have read about people who have done this

http://notebookofamermaid.wordpress.com/ask-a-mermaid/#comment-1115

That link proves nothing. Anyone can start a blog, and make up whatever they want to.
You can't alter your species, as Bard said. It is impossible because that would require altering your *physical* body via changing DNA, encoding genetics, the works essentially- which can't be done. It goes against all scientific law.

This is all fun, but to really alter one's DNA would require an impossible miracle. I regret to inform you that this does not work. Maybe in the astral, or wherever, but not this plane of existence.

Sincerely,
Scrupulous

what happens if accidently misprounce it and what will happen if i did it dry or looked at the full moon?

This is absolute crap. I've said this spell 20 times. 10 times while I was dry and 10 times with a finger dipped in a glass of water. And I feel just like I did before I said the above mentioned lines. In a month, I will be back on this post just to prove that you cannot transform into a mythical creature, no matter what you do.

Someone send me a reminder mail to come back on this post after a month or so... chances are I will forget

I hate to break this to you, but you cannot become a mermaid. That is impossible.

Shapeshifting is apart of the astral. Your spirit form can be molded however you wish (although the soul itself and who you truly are never changes). This cannot occur physically.

If you don't believe us, go ahead and use the spell, and when you don't turn into a mermaid, come back and start listening to what we have to say.

You cannot change your physical form. If people could, wouldn't we be seeing mermaids, fairies, unicorns, and other mythological/spiritual being running around? Wouldn't it be on the news? We wouldn't need airplanes, we could just turn into birds! Silly stuff. Please use common sense. The internet is full of fake information. People claim things all the time. You shouldn't believe everything you read or see (pictures can be altered too).