Defeat Vegans

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A ritual to defeat vegans

You will need the following items for this spell: a link of sausages, bacon, cheeseburgers, kfc, ham, steak and pork sausages (not linked)

Casting Instructions for 'Defeat Vegans':

Tie the vegan up with the link of sausages then gag them by stuffing the burger, kfc, ham and steak in their mouth make sure its packed before you use the bacon as a gag to keep it in place. Finally, shove the pork sausages up their arse.


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Added to on Sep 27, 2025
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