Intelligence Spell

The Intelligence Spell:
Swish coconut milk and seaweed [storebought] in your mouth while thinking the white of the coconut milk powers the green of the seaweed that gives you knowledge [such as scientific or magickal] when they absorb into each other and are tasted and considered by you.

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That doesn't sound very good. I fail to see how this works. Is it electromagnetism of somesort, or perhaps a Pavlovian response? In case of the latter, it might be opposite... This "spell" doesn't make sense.

Oh, how I wish there was a spell for intelligence! It is sorely needed! The more I learn about people, the more I agree with the remark once made by Albert Einstein,
"I know of only two certainties in life. Human intelligence, and the speed of Light. I am not sure about the former!".
In my opinion, the one ability lacking in the Human Race is the ability to "think"!

Or you can always do it the old fashioned way, Research, Read books an learn !

You can only learn from research and books if you have the intelligence to do so.

Sorry, but no. The suggested spell (which isn't really a spell) would not work in any event. You are not going to make yourself more intelligent by eating or drinking something even if you think it is making you smarter.

What about potions?

Raine, nothing on your profile, so we don't know if you are a ten year old child, or a fifty year old idiot. So I will say what I have said many times. You may believe whatever you wish, but a belief does not make it true. Now, get it into your head. There is nothing that you can take by mouth,by injection,by any method whatsoever, that will improve your intelligence. Do you understand that? Nothing!
However, the standard of your intelligence can improve by study, by acquired knowledge, and experience. There is no spell that can do that!

Further Raine, let me give you a quote from the author Samuel S Clemens (Mark Twain)
"When I was a boy my father was a complete idiot! But a strange thing happened. The older I got, the wiser he got!"