miscellanyandshennannigan

You hate it when poppy seeds get stuck in your teeth and you have no toothpick?

I want to buy a country.

You're in luck! I hear the U.S. is for sale!

Hmmm...oh yes...I hate black licorice. Sorry about the pause, I was speaking with my accountant.
So uh....how much are they lettin it go for?

The country, not the licorice.

If you're willing to take the debt and the fools living there ( myself (included ).....25 cents.

I live here too. Or there too. Every whwere a too-too. Old McDonald had a train?
Sounds like healthy profit...and some prime land for...sweatshops. Yeah! I said that!

Can I put in an application for my kid now?

Holy- rotffl!!! Tired of the free loading?

For just pennies a day...I can get some new shoes!!!

I just want to say on the off the record record, that I have read the pregnancy spell post twice. And I would take this spell to the bank! Wouldn't even have to be a famous person. Just whatever you do...call the tabloids, I want my mama to see!