Summon Satan

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God has done nothing for me except make me miserable.

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Pacts With the Devil: A Chronicle of Sex, Blasphemy and Liberation
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I'm aware this post is over a year old but I'm still responding to it.

Let's set aside this idea that selling your soul to anybody or anything, let alone Satan, is the worst idea in the world for just a moment. Let's consider for now who Satan is and what he represents.

It's commonly agreed that Satan is the opposition of the Abrahamic God. He was once an angel of God, cast down from heaven due to reasons still debated. In Jewish texts, the Satan was a prosecutor on sinners. To some Christians, he was also known as Lucifer, or the Morning Star. To others, he was always temptation, looming around every corner to promote sin among men to prevent them entry into Heaven. Modern day Satanists view Satan in both a theistic and atheistic light. One of representation of political and social rebellion, the other a deity that can offer power of will and personal freedom than God could ever provide or allow.

The soul itself, can be seen as a spiritual manifestation of one's own life force. That is to say, God breathes life into the body, and therefore the soul is born. If we look back into ancient Biblical texts, we see that in the first book of Genesis, human and animal sacrifice was quite common in those days. Blood was often seen as a life force that could be given to the creator, as to give them life, and in turn, the creator gives them life. It's an endless cycle of give and take. Satan has never been the giver of life, so to "sell you soul" to Satan, is the equivalent to using UK currency in a US shop. It just doesn't work that way.

Satan does not require souls to do anything. The idea of Satan only requires your disdain for arbitrary authority and your willingness to rebel against it over everything else. Satan thrives off of your willingness to put yourself above everything else. Satan represents humanity without a God. To honor Satan is to honor yourself and your humanity.

So if you really want to gain Satan's attention: rebel against God. Question His authority. And stand up for yourself as your own God.