miscellanyandshennannigan

Now I'm having flash backs of being a siren again. Calling the Ark to the shore so it crashes. damnnnnn now what we gonna do??

Jumps on my bike and flies off to the moon for some Absinth and dances with the fairies bumping into trees and rocks.

Lol kao I propose we sail off to the alantis!!!!! Garden of eden my but I don't think the zebras excerit that much.
Besides I'm in the mood to eat shrimp

Your shrimp will taste a bit wood-ish, i reckon, mr.hanson... Why not try bashing a lobster on a certain stubborn head... repeat several times... then devour the shell shamelessly in a zulu-inspired ritual accompanied by the rhythmic sounds of 'u can't touch this' by mc hammer?
Sounds like sufficient compensation for the woody shrimp to me, don't ya think? ;)

If th lobster king hears you youre done for! No way Im going up against his mighty claws of purple rain.

(Picks up a hammer off the floor.) smashes the crab. And boils it in a pot. I hope that hammer didn't have fecis on it

Why not, mr.hanson? The lobster king told me it will provide you with fun magical abilities, before he cut off my little toe with a mighty purple-rain claw which is looking suspiciously hairy these days... Luckily it grows back every time... You see, i used your hammer once mr.h hehe...

Stop!!!! HAMMERTIME!!!!

...don't wanna touch that...

LMAO

Stop. My sides hurt