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o my god pwalls that was so funny but so horrible at the same time

LOL!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY WHEN.....


1. You call suicide prevention, and they put you on hold.

2. You find your son's GI Joe doll dressed in drag.

3. Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

4. It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.

5. Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months overdue.

6. Your blind date turns out to be your ex.

7. Your doctor tells you that you are allergic to chocolate chip cookies.

8. You realize that the phone number on the bathroom wall of the bar is yours.

9. You turn on the evening news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

10.Your four-year-old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down a toilet.

lol that was great

LOLZ yesh all of those sound like it would ruin ur day... XD

A guy goes to his grandmother's house and takes one of his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table and finishes them off.

As they are leaving, the friend says, "Thanks for the peanuts."

She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off them."

lolz... thats kinda weird.. where do u get those Pwalls?

lol

It's from a book called "The Ultimate Adult Joke Book". I brought it at Borders Books.

One night a man breaks into a house and is in the middle of stealing the home entertainment center, when out of nowhere he hears,"Jesus is watching."

This totally spooks him so he searches around with his flashlight. Up in the corner he finds a birdcage with a parrot inside.

Relieved, he says, "Pretty Polly"; to which the parrot replies "Jesus is watching."

The thief asks the bird what his name is and the bird says, "Moses".

The thief says, "What a silly name for a bird."

The bird replies, "You think that's funny, the Rottweiler's name is Jesus."