What's your excuse?

I can't, I need all the brain cells I produce.

Write my diploma.

I can't write.

Go park my car.

I can't my hands exploded
you have to make a sandwich

What do I put first down? The cheese or the mustard? Is raw ground beef a sandwich meat? Hunny, I can't figure this out, you're just going to have to do this.

Old scratch is here to take your soul away from that time you said "I will sell my soul for a..." and received it.

I can't make a sandwich

I'm allergic to gluetin

You have to sing me a song.

I can't sing you a song, I have a frog in my throat.

Go find the unicorn I rode in on....

I can't find your unicorn because the horn snapped off and I can't find any super glue and glitter.

Somebody knit me an ugly late Christmas sweater!

I can't knit youan ugly late Christmas sweater, I gave away my knitting needles...

Someone find my marbles, I think I've lost them...

I can't find your marbles because I pawned them for booze money lol.

Give me a French manicure! :D