I'm not French so I'm not qualified.
Someone please, do my laundry!
I can't clean out the litter box, I am out herding cats and it's not going so well...
Someone fetch my broom...
I would, but I lit it on fire and used it in a ritual, oops.
Can someone bring me chocolate in fancy gold wrapping?
I can't bring your chocolate in fancy gold wrapping because I ate the chocolate, oops.
Can someone please grab me a glass of water.
I would but I hear water gives you cancer and anyways I broke all the glass for an art project.
Can someone clean my bathroom for me?
I would clean your bathroom but I sold my hands to the man next door for hot wings...
Can someone please do my homework? It's due today!
I would but I only have invisible ink. Can someone fix my computer please?
I would but I'm only good at breaking computers and accidently downloading a bunch of viruses.
Could someone bring me a hot cup of tea?
