Call Of the Night (Vampire Ritual)

NOTE: Don't worry if you pronounce wrong the spell if your language isn't English!

In your mind, visualize yourself standing in a front of a vampire; talk with them, make yourself comfortable and, when you feel them biting you, whisper calmly: “Make me yours, just like moon was made for bats.”

If you start to dream about vampires when you go to sleep, it worked. If you don't dream, don't worry about it. Your wish became true. Trust me.

The Symptoms:

— Pain, discomfort, itching sensation and growth of canine teeth.

— Headache.

— Dizziness.

— Light chills.

— Shaking body.

— Dreams about vampires.

— Slightly cold skin.

— Tingling sensations on the skin.

— Desire to drink blood.

— Attract bats.

— Feeling that you are being watched, especially at night.

— Goosebumps out of nowhere.

— Feeling discomfort on the skin when exposed to sunlight. (You won't burn.)

— Discomfort in the throat.

— Slight taste of blood in the mouth.

— Lack of sleep. (And maybe hunger)

— Sudden mood swings.

— Feeling very angry and bad-tempered for no reason.

— Racing heart.

— Seeing shadows.

— Supernatural presence.

— High self-esteem and confidence. (Even though it's not a real symptom, it's important!)

– Bonus: High sexual arousal. (Don't ask why.)