Lose Weight Faster

Put the fattening food in front of the candle, and you in front of the fattening food. So it's you, fattening food, and then the candle. If you have a violet candle, put it next to the orange candle. Light the candle(s) and concentrate on the food.

After a minute or so, hold your stomach (this will represent the fat within you, if you have any fat). Hold your stomach lightly and just relax for a second. Slowly tighten your grip until you feel pain where your holding your stomach, then release. Look into the ORANGE candle now.

Say the following chant:
 

"This burden I hold,
Within my stomach,
Burn it away within my time.
Burn it quickly,
As I move,
And let me be skinnier
When I choose."
 

**If you have a violet candle, please read ahead. If not, please skip the part within the triple parenthesis.**

 Look at the VIOLET candle now.

Say the following chant:
 

"My mind be strong,
My body be weak.
This is not what I choose to be.
My mind is to be stronger,
My body is to be stronger,
Being as strong as I'd like to be.
Muscles grow,
Stomach flatten.
Stronger's better,
Weaker's worse.
Let me be as strong as I'd like to be."
 

Now look at the food once more. And please, if you have a temptation to eat it, you'll get to eat it, but just wait until the end. Make sure the food is separate from it's bag or can if there is one. For example, if you adore chips, use only ONE chip, and nothing else. Or if you adore marsh mellows, use only ONE marsh mellow, and nothing else.

Concentrate on the one food. Think of how incredibly fattening it is, and how fat you might get if you keep eating how you do. Please hold any temptations...

Say the following chant:
 

"The disgusting fat
I engulf in constantly.
The fat in this food
Will cause the opposite.
No longer will it be fat and disgusting,
But now it will burn and weaken.
The more I exercise,
The skinnier I'll get.
This fat will no longer be such a burden."
 

Eat the food (and chew the food, please...). Wait an hour or more before exercising. Remember that exercising longer each day doesn't do much else; only exercise about 30 minutes to an hour each day. Do this for a week or so (exercising, that is; not the spell), and you should get amazing results. If not, wait a week before trying again, just to be on the safe side.

Remember that you don't just get skinnier overnight. It takes time, so be patient.

Side effects may include:

Getting fatter, an urge to eat more, or to eat less, nothing happening, an urge to try different foods, fattening foods tasting disgusting, a lack in strength, laziness, activeness, or anything else related to the following side effects.

Please be careful when casting such spells!