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I believe in miricles and have some magick I want to learn how to do. Bare in mind that I am a newcomer to the magick world, but I wish to be great and be able to do true magick.
These are some magick suggestions I have:
Walking on water,
Healing lepers,
Floating (like in "crouching tiger hidden dragon")
Flying or levitation that works (I've tried and failed :[ )
Making food multiply loads (like feeding the 5000 of Jesus)
Turning a stick into a living snake,
Being able to talk to snakes.
Flying a broom.
Throwing fire from the mouth like a dragon.
Shape shifting to animals (mainly birds, cats, dragons and snakes)
Being able to remove ones heart and put it back (a trick by david blaine)
Breathing under water.
Learn any language instantly.
Enlarge matter (like food to solve world hunger).
How to freeze water through mind alone (stop golbal warming).
I do want to be great but I also want for the world to be at peace. What better way than magick?