Say: "BLACK CAT BLACK DOG BLACK CHICKEN MAGIC SATANIC SEX SINCE LONG TIME AGO SATAN GODS," then say, "activate."
This spell is completely Satanic, very dangerous if touched by unruly, as with all my work.
It then tells you who it hooked you up with, every 5 seconds gives you a new lover a long time ago, if you don't like her/him changes him/her upon thought, its kinda like a satanic spirit. (optional) Wear all black makes it work better. Made with blood of black dog and 2 black chickens.
Say: "Satanic friendship certification," then say, "activate."
This was made from 666 Black Chicken Candles and 666 black skull candles and black dog oil and 666 black cat perfumes, literally. Hook me up when starts to work. This is only for heterosexuals.
Below details the creation of a simple amulet that protects against lustful thoughts.
You may need:
Pure white paper
A pen of black ink (a quill with black ink may be substituted)
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You may need:
Pure white paper
A pen of black ink (a quill with black ink may be substituted)
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The following should be done in a cool, dry place. On a Saturday before or at sunrise, write the following on white paper in black ink:
"DICO AVTEM SPIRITV AMBVLATE ET DESIDERIUM CARNIS NON PERFICIETIS"
Draw three black crosses beneath and above this text. After this, recite the Lord's Prayer (Matthew 6:9-13) three times before folding the paper up and carrying it on your person. While carrying it, the practitioner will not feel any lustful thoughts, unless they should intentionally try to conjure them up.
Additional Notes:
"Dico autem spiritu ambulate et desiderium carnis non perficietis" is the Latin Vulgate translation of Galatians 5:16, which in English reads "This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh."
Ideally, the practitioner should meditate on their intention for three minutes before commencing this operation.
This amulet may be carried in anything from a satchel to a pendant, as long as it is on one's person.
#69 - GET MARRIED TO 500 WICCAN MODELS (GUARANTEED)
Gets you married to a supermodel or five hundred. Takes a while to work (hetero only), considered orgie marriage.
You may need:
Nothing
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You may need:
Nothing
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Say: "Marriage," then say, "activate." If already married upgrades your marriage. Sorry no gangs and stuff like that more like for skateboarders, wiccans, goths etc.
Then dress very wiccan all the time goth (Optional, works better).