7190 Spiritual Spells from Spell Casters

ALL MEMBERS OF THE SITE WHO WHERE GAGGED AND THE MODS WHO WENT MISSING WHERE ALL LITERALLY BOUND AND GAGGED AND ARE IN THE BASEMENT OF THE HIDDEN ADMINS!!!!!!!! GAGGING IS A KINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Spit on the picture and say COME TO LIFE YOU AFRO HEADED POES

Sathya Sai Baba will appear and start dancing and shake his arse. You can then enlarge his head, make him defecate himself, beat the fuck out of him, etc.

However if you are male be sure to use a buttplug or at the very least hide your anus from him.

Sing in a loud and offtune voice:

LOVE THE MUKOJI!!!!!

LOVE THE MUKOJI!!!!!

HE IS A TREEMAN THAT LOVES YOU TOO!!!!!

HE BAKES BISCUITS TOO!!!!!!

YES LOVE THE MUKOJI TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This will summon Mukoji a treeman with many powers but be careful and never show him your bum!!!!!!!!!!!

Shit all over the floor making a circle and chant:

SUPERKAKA BURPING SUPERBABIES TO ONE DAY RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!! X 3

This summons Superkaka who is a giant shit with arms and legs and one eye who can shoot lazers, has kaka powers and can burp baby superkakas.

Sing in an offtune voice for 3 hours straight:

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Sing in an offtune voice:

There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip and a kicking from the hip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting (huh!)
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening (hey, yeah)
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin, and little Sammy Chung
He said, "Here comes the big boss, let's get it on"
We took a bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand-new trip

scream

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU YOU BLOODY BITCH

YOU FUCKING FUCKING

FUCCKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

• Fill your bathtub with water and add 1/4 cup of ammonia.

• Place your Bible next to the tub.

• While bathing, read Psalm 45 and Psalm 54 aloud.

• Repeat this bath daily for 9 consecutive days.

• After finishing the bath, take a cupful of the bathwater.

• Toss the cup of bathwater toward the east corner of your home.

• As you toss it, recite the Glory Be prayer:
  “Glory to the Father and to the Son and to the Holy Spirit, As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.”

While jerking off to a picture of Borat, be sure to sing loudly and off tune:

Kazakhstan greatest

country in the world.

All other countries are

run by little girls.

Kazakhstan number one

exporter of potassium.

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of

Tinshein swimming pool.

It’s length thirty meter

and width six meter.

Filtration system a marvel to behold.

It remove 80 percent

of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan

you very nice place.

From Plains of Tarashek to

Norther fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan friend of

all except Uzbekistan.

They very nosey people

with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.

We invented toffee and fprtrouser belt.

Kazakhstan’s prostitutes

cleanest in the region.

Except of course for Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan

you very nice place.

From Plains of Tarashek to

Northern fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty

penis of our leader.

From junction with the

testes to tip of its face!