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Re: Pagan humor
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Post # 11
LOL GOOD ONE....
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Re: Pagan humor
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Post # 12
I have read somewhere online that teen witches cheat in school and cheat in tests and cheat in love and cheat in life. Guess who wrote it? I don't really have to say who has tho lol.


P.s. we drink childrens blood.
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Re: Pagan humor
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Post # 13
You are quite the Obtuse little creature arent you Wolfs.Flower?

THIS SITE IS FOR WITCHES!

thus you dont need to peddle that "I'm so persecuted....no one knows what real witches are like.....I hate people who think witches are all evil"

almost all of us use magick. we know we're not evil.

this is a thread for humor; why must you look at it negatively?

please, everytime you walk out your door you represent the entire magickal community, so do us all a favor and thicken your skin a little bit so we dont all look like a bunch of cry-baby wanna-be's who cant stand a TINY joke.

Luzifer
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Re: Pagan humor
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Post # 14
I agree with Luzifer. It's a site for witches. It's just a joke. We all understand and pretty much have gotten used to the 'Evil witch that turned someone into a frog' thing.

Btw, I like it. Nicely done. =P


Erica K
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Re: Pagan humor
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Post # 15
Personally I can understand Maleficence's position in sleeping beauty. All members of the kingdom received invitations to the celebration of the birth of the princess but her. And she was a royal member of the kingdom! Honestly do you think she would really want to attend baby blessing? The king and queen wronged her and she was just making it clear how bad they messed up. She did leave a loop hole though and then became obsessed with it, a problem even the greatest magical practitioners suffer from time to time.

As for the old lady in Hansel and Gretel, come on they were eating her house!

It really boils down to perspective on who is evil and who is not. I think that those so quick to judge others are pure evil because they want the world and people to be the way they think things should be. The reality is that balance between the two are needed for life to continue. Learn to be apart if the world you are in before you try and change it. For to be able to change it you must understand it first.
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Re: Pagan humor
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Luzifer what is wrong with you?! I just said I don't like it how people think like that and I don't like that story! I was personally telling my opipion! Did your folks ever told you not to judge a book by its cover?! Well, don't do it!! its not cool. So you dont have to talk trash to me without knowing me! I don't go talk trash about another person I don't know because I don't know them! next time, don't consider someone like that without knowing that. It makes you look stupid, seriously!
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Re: Pagan humor
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Post # 17
wow! Who knew the story would upset someone?! I thought it was funny.
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Re: Pagan humor
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Post # 18
Funny story. Hope you guys right more of it.
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Re: Pagan humor
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well luzifer, trash talkin people u dont even no is just plain stupid; it doesnt make u smart, it doesnt make u big, it doesnt make u better and it just starts arguments. altho i dont lik people sterotyping witches i dint actualy find the story insulting
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Re: Pagan humor
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Haha lovely story, you can never seem to find any like this next to classics such as snow white :P
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