Mermaid Spell Specialist!

This is a joke thread; the concept behind it was from quite a long time ago and rather than attempt to revive an old thread (which can get messy) I posted it separately with a link to the original.

Somehow I'm not too terribly surprised that some folks didn't get the joke.

Mermaids, vampires, they aren't real, just legend, mermaids were first seen by drunken crazed sailors, vampires are supposedly from Romania, like the tales of Dracula, a demon spawn who drank blood and killed people to do so.

really?! a joke! lol :D

im so glad your not serious! that would be messy lol

definitely going to remember that next time!

:D

I was the mermaid spell specialist once upon a time. ** Sig h** But I got eaten by a shark.

I thought that was a whale. /: My bad Lark.

No,, no. The shark that ate me was swallowed by the whale.

*facepalms* Of course! How could I have gotten that mixed up!

Who in the world asked for this to be brought back? I think Nebethetpet wants to be the first one.

Nebethetepet is our first Mermaid Specialist for this year!
Way to go!

Congratulations Nebethetepet! Mermaid Specialist extrodinaire!

But you better swim fast or the crocodiles in the Nile will get you.

Too late huns. Eissy is already number one :P