Mermaid spell specialist!

I don't think I would ever pay $300.00 for a tail in my life.. Then again I wouldn't pay well, never mind, I have my own mermaid spell.. Remember the one we wrote Katie?

Well I have written so many that actually work for people I can't remember all the specifics but I sure it involved glitter.

So you have turned people into merpeople, being politicly correct???

I highly doubt that's what they're talking about,
Swimmer16

Swimmer, this is a joke. If you read it from start to finish this is a post based on the joking nature of the individuals on the site. Lol.

It's a bit of entertainment that pokes fun at the people who feel that one could become a mermaid or other impossible things like vampires and werewolves. None of the 'mermaid specialists' can or will so much as attempt to turn someone into a mermaid, because all of them know it is not possible.

It not only pokes at the people who think they can turn into a mermaid, but pokes at the one made to be a specialist as now the fluffies who wish to become a mermaid have a name of someone on site to go to. ;)

It has nothing to do with actually turning someone into anything.

this topic just keeps comming up, so due to popular demand we have a new mermaid spell specialist... our dear friend stoney! be sure to go to him with all your transfiguration needs

Yay! Stoney. :3

Hi, I have the magic abilty to turn into a merman ninja at will. I have a black tail and my gills hide themselves on my buttocks. In merman form I grow a large dangly thing on my forhead that lights up and..... Water! I need water......


Ok I got in the bath and now im better. Anyway my mate is 50 times my size and like all female meranglers, she has me and her other boyfriends attatched to her my bitting into her flesh and forcing my inards to melt causing horrible pain to me. As my brain dissolves it will either kill me or do somthing else like make me stupid. I also have the power to throw fireballs and turn into a dragon and eat unicorns and narwhales, which are a related species.

After much consideration and observation of potential successors, it has been decided that MISCHIEF is now the specialist in mermaid transformations. Good Luck!

NOOOOOOOOO,
I only do mervampwerebunny toaster transformations.

:P