What's your excuse?

I would go rollerskating with you but I'd fall so much I would be better off just sitting.lol

Someone go hiking with me in the hills?

I would love to but air burns my skin. :|

Someone helps me smack a bitch? xD

I'd love to help you smack a bitch but I've already met my quota of smacking bitches for the day, lol.

Someone help me collect herbs?

I would but I'm on house arrest for shaking a child that was in the booth next to me screaming his head off for like half an hour straight for no fucking reason...PS, I hate children. >_<

Tell me the long and rich history of Mabon sempai! <3

I would really love to but i'm sweating. :|

Someone help me decorate this chocolate cake? :o

Pfft, I ate it before you even noticed. And yes, I ate all the sprinkles, chocolae chips, and frosting straight out of the piping bag...your move. >.> *skitters away with frosting smeered all over my face* ^w^

Cure my cat allergies! D:

I would help you cure your cat allergies, but I have no idea how to do that, lol

Someone please help me clean my cauldron...

I would love to but I broke it by making a potion in it like a mad scientist! *--* *shrugs*

Someone wants to share my happiness with them? :D

I would share in your happiness but I am an old and evil crone... shakes cane!!

Someone help me decorate my house?

I would but I'm busy hanging shelves in mine.

Go to the park with me? :)