Retard of the Week Mail

From :ediblefairy
Subject : please help me
Message : this is not idle chatter, i NEED your help

My response: You should state what you would like in the first message therefore I know how to help you.

From :ediblefairy
Subject : Re: please help me
Message : I'm constipated. You seem pretty legit, so I was wondering if you could help me by doing a spell

My response: You are kidding me right? I do not do spells for others please read my profile as I stated such. You can help yourself by eating some prunes, and trying to go to the bathroom. I really do not have time for this. If it does not stop go to your doctor.

From :ediblefairy
Subject : Re: please help me
Message : I already did. He said that there was nothing he could do and that I would never poop again. I'm relying on you. Please help me, it's getting quite uncomfortable

I have no idea how I responded, I do believe I simply blocked her and pointed it out to a mod.

lol Your, "I'll never poop again," certainly trumps my, blatantly hitting on me vs. subtlely hitting on me.