JUST FOR FUN

i farted which made the big crocodile mad and...

they saw me dragging the corpse
i said i tried rescuing the girl from the crocodiles cus they got her legs so i farted and killed the crocodiles
the cops declared me a local hero with awesome powers called anal breeze XD

I then heard that more vixtims had been eaten by crocodiles in the lake. I immediatley rushed there to recover the corpses, but had to battle my way parst the pugnacious rpetiles that stood in my way. In the end I won and reported my sighting to the police, but my world turned upside down when I saw in the police station...

a giant crocodile that had no sense of smell i thought oh pooh hes going to kill me then the giant crocodile

decieded to use my wepon agianst me and farted knocking me out when i woke up i saw

a giant fairy circling over me and in a quiet voice saying waken youn one for your time has come to release your power and with that i did the loudest

possible fart and the farie died
her last words were: "i curse your soul to a never ending fight with crocodiles"

and magicked on to my arm

My arm became like terminator and my nose was made out of steel... I was ready, ready for the crocadiles!!!

and i screamed "i curse ye, kin of the crocodilians!