A fairy tale for the assertive woman of the millenium.
Once upon a time, in a land far away, A beautiful, independent, self assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shore of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in yon castle, with my Mother... Where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night, as the Princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought:
I don't !#@$ing think so.
Dianaic: @#$% happens when men are around.
Norse: If #$@$ happens, beat the crap out of it.
Feminist: Get in touch with your inner @#$%.
Solitary: If shit happens; Duck!
Eco-Feminist: We've got to clean up this @#$%.
Gardenarian: @#$% happens in degrees.
Alexandrian: @#$% happens because Gardner told us so.
Dabbler: We have ways of making @#$% happen.
Eclectic: We make our own @#$$.
Newbie: I don't understand this @#$%.
Ceremonial Magician: No-one understands my @#$%.
Wiccan: You must balance your @#$%.
Witch: I can use this @#$%.
Druid: This is old @#$%.
Greek: Let's drink to this @#$#.
Reconstructionist: This @#$% happened before.
Celtic: This @#$% keeps happening to us.
Modern Western: We'll fight to keep our @#$%.
Fundamentalist: We know who to blame for this @#$%.
Priest: This @#$% happens every year.
Traditionalist: Don't tell anyone about this @#$%.
Fam-Trad: I inherited this @#$%.
Former Catholics: If @#$% happens, I'm not to blame, I'm not to blame...
Techno-Pagan: This @#$% always happens when I'm online.
lol, this made me laugh. Nice post, Evildude, but now I want to try frog legs. I am curious about how they taste.
Did you know 20min of laughter every day can increase your life span by up to an average of eight years? I thought that was interesting. Most people only laugh an average of about 4-6min every day.
Witches are evil.. you can ask me.. [I am evil] . (this is me going against you.. and in favor of mainstream.. but if in the story the witch is evil.. you cannot help it, but abide to the story.. O_O whatever abide.. means.. I know the word.. I just cannot remember what it is.. in either case.. If the witch was good in the story, whoever does not like witches need to get over it.. and do the same with the story.. ^_^ and another thing.. most good witches in fairy tales are consider fairies.. bad interpretation, just because fairies are considered demons in some parts of the world. In either case.. that is all I had to say.. O_O.. whatever I am saying.. Back to the story.. I fall into.. that.. Catholic one.. hahah or the Greek.. O_O or both.. or all of them.. depends in the time and situation I am in.. but I am not to blame for it.
