Mermaid spells/potions

Hai! Im looking for a ligitimate working mermaid spell or potion, i have been trying for almost a month now to find one that isnt all over the internet, because thise spells have obviously been overused, please dont tell me they dont exist, because I am almost positive they do. Also, if this is anything like Y!A then PLEASE NO HATERS!!! Anyway, I would really appreciate if anyone had some real answers ~keep believing~

No spell or potion will alter your physical body in such a way.

Go to the Astral Plains. Its not possible here on this plain.

You will never find a half-woman half-fish creature roaming this earth. You will never become one, and no one else will either. Unless it is some trick of perverse biogentic alteration inflicted by the scientists who do not know boundaries. And even then, it is very. Very . Unlikely .

No. You won't find one, ever. You can't become one, ever.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080710075210AAmWhTe read the best answer
good luck

don't feed the fluff

I really wish this site could be only for those serious about magic and not wanting to be something they never can. It is not the sites fault, but this fluff is crazy.

Are these posts every going to stop???? I mean seriously its starting to get annoying. its same thing with vampire spells. I wish there was some way where before you can post on the forums to where its fluff proof. because all they do is spam up the forums and make the forums over crowded . And keeps real posts from being posted by people who actually want to learn things.

@ nightmoon, no, just be nice and hopefully you can explain things and not upset the questioner.

magic is energy, it's not an all powerful thing that can do everything. in the physical realm, it cannot change DNA physics, matter, or other things. they can do illusions, but that's about it in terms of change. the astral realm though, you can physically change, it's where 'mythical creatures' dwell. look into that, it probably holds the answers. spells and potions unfortunately won't work here to turn you into a mermaid.