Help me sell my soul

I want to sell my soul to the devil. I've tried using a ouija board (summoned nothing). Was wondering if y'all could give me tips on how to summon Satan. (Don't try to discourage me, I've made up my mind, I know what I want).

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Sorry you can't sell your soul, it's impossible.

ShadowCasts is quite correct. Souls are not a comodity. You can not sell, trade or bargain away your soul.

Have you tried to set up a stall? You may find a couple of people who might be interested in buying your soul.Sell it to the one who gives you a fair deal.
Good luck

Ignore Moksh. You cannot sell your soul.

That was a joke!

This thread has been moved to Misc Topics from Introduce Yourself.

Not everyone believes in the Devil/Satan or souls so you're going to get a mixed bag of replies to this question. At any rate I agree you can't sell your soul or more accurately I don't think Satan would buy it. First of all if you believe in the biblical depictions he isn't a genie but a being of temptation so he can't solve all your problems for you if he wanted to. The second thing is why would someone known as the king of lies who continuously acquires souls for free pay you for yours? Your soul is no more valuable than anyone else's and in the long haul he could obtain it for free vs making any deals/paying you for it. Buying your soul would be a bad business decision.

Nimir said it best, plus even if you could sell your soul you would be emotionless.. You would feel nothing, you would lose all your happiness, anger, sadness, and love. Without all that, you would be in my definition a mindless zombie, with no consciousne. You would be considered as a alexithymia (a person with no emotions id that's what wikipedia defined it))

Also this forun from Yahoo has a great answer.

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100425213131AAbm4rT


It's never good to sell your soul, your soul is the vessel that makes you, you.