Just write about a moment where you or someone else did something random, or crazy....
ok heres mines..
Yesterday in school, Iwas listening to the morning anouncments, and our principal said "lesbians" instead of vespians. shows what he was thinking about...
also, my friend brought a bowling pin to school, and dropped it, and after the resulting noise, i said THE SHMOO HAS SPOKEN!!
Thats called instant airconditioning. My moment shall remain untold. all the participants have passed on, and its my dirty little secret. heh heh heh....
CM
When sitting in the Loser Cruiser on my way to school, I look at the Catholic school we pass and point at them, saying to my friend, "Catholic kids, in their natural habitat.". We passed it on the way home, but our bus driver is so fucking slow they were all gone when we passed them, and I said to my friend again, "They must be hibernating.".
I was holding my stepson (6 months old :) ), and all of a sudden I felt very wet. It turns out, he had taken the lid off of his juice (I have no idea how he did it), and had dumped it all over me.
me and my cousin are now called the techno twins because of this...
We were driving to his girlfiends birthday party, and the driver is really into techno music. so this song comes on, and we both start headbanging, and jumping all over the place, at the same time. i found out later that the song was called "ninja pie"
I was visiting my 14 and 16 year-old cousins in London and in their neighbourhood these kids were having a 'war' with the North side on the nieghbourhood against the other and they splashed water and threw rotten apples at eachother. Anyway, I joined my cousins' side ( which was the South side) and we were waiting behind a corner of a wall for an 'enemy' to pass and I decided to scout ahead to try to find an 'enemy' (you'll laugh at what's coming up next!) I reported back saying that I saw one heading our way and said that I'd tell him to splash him in 10 seconds. So when 10 seconds past my cousin splashed the 'enemy' from behind the wall. However (and this is where where my genius turns into cunning evil) the 'enemy' I told one of my cousins to splash was a 17 year-old guy that wasn't even INVOLVED in the war!! (my cousin didn't even KNOW the guy) so the soaking 17 year-old poured the rest of the bottle of water onto my cousin's head. I quickly raced away but I knew my cousin had discovered I lied. So at the end of the war, my cousin told every singly child involved to get ME and I came back to my mum soaked in water and coated in rotten apples (which was something I wasn't really expecting!). I mean talk about karmatic law!!!
I predicted a random story or what some old lady was about to say in a primary school excursion
Something like a wombat with a gun going brrrrp-brrrrp-brrrp
Well I said "now she's going to say a wombat has a gun.."
And she friggin said it..
