Become an already existing god/goddess but with your choice of side affects and type.
advertisements
Casting Instructions for 'God Spell'
You will need the following items for this spell:
water
cup
Share
You will need the following items for this spell:
water
cup
Chant:
"I invoke heckingson jumbo to take over everything in me and give me the power to become the (god/goddess) of my choice (god/goddesses name) and become the god of my life a (god/goddess) of (type of god/goddess) after I drink this water I can choose my side effects which will be (side affects) and I will be a god kind fine but not the odd, so it shall be to shift to what will now be inside me, I will be the most powerfull of (gods/goddesses) glowing skin, able to use any kind of magic, shining like a star, for this is my will so shall it be, three times said three times blessed, So mote it be."
Say 3-5 times or once or 5-10 times if you think it will help
This is just plain idiotic. I get on this site for help with a healing prayer and then there are just these bloody yahoos who think, ''Oh, how can I make people feel like an idiot?'' ''How do I trick people into thinking that magick is something that it's not?'' ''Hm, I kn0ow, I'll make a bloody god spell.''
I feel you. I joined this site years ago excited to chat with others in the forums, but once the spell comments opened it has been insanity. I was use to the occasional ''I want to be a vampire werewolf hybrid who can fly and is also a fairy, and you're a hater if you tell me otherwise cause I BELIEVE!!!'' but some of these feel downright insulting. Some are even dangerous. I saw one once that was how to become a ghost and it said something along the lines of ''drink bleach.'' This site could be so much better, and that is what I hope to achieve.
Is this content used without proper permission?
Please report any violations of copyright via our contact page.
* All information on this page is provided by the coven or person named and the contents of this page is not mediated by the administrators of the website. Please use common sense when following any directions
on this page. Do not ingest anything which does not seem safe. If you suspect the content of this page to be intentionally deceiving please contact us immediately.