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Dear reader,

The following lecture will be very true, but also very dreadful. If you must, read on.

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WE NEED WAR TO LIVE.

I really, REALLY hate to say it, but it's true. If we stop all wars, we have more mouths to feed. More mouths to feed means less food for others. And if our population keeps growing at it is and somebody figures out a way to live longer without having to eat veggies and such, we're doomed!

Then somebody will find cures for every disease and disease deaths will stop.

Somebody will eventually reach out or capture or kill every criminal, so crime rates will lower.

Somebody will have cures for all allergies, thus no or less deaths in the world.

Somebody will figure out that war needs to be stopped, thus nobody dies from wars.

Plus, a scientist even proved that if we keep growing like this, there will be no food left.

We need to cut down on the meat. We need to cut down on the chips. WE NEED A SERIOUS DIET. Eventually, all these things will happen, and our world will end turn on and off and on and off with starvation; if enough die, we eat more, then we keep reproducing, and then we run out of food again, then we repeat that.

I'm really sorry... but it's true... Unless somebody can make a spell where food appears to you, I doubt that our food sources will ever stay here.

Again, I hate to say it, but we need death in the world...

~ Tails Turrosaki