Pagan in Hell

oh my god, that is the funniest thing I've heard all day, and I was at a political debate till three!
I'm a christian, and I still think its funny as hell! (pun fully intended)

Hilarious! Here is one we used to tell as boys at my (Catholic) school.Three men arrive at the pearly gates.Two Christians and a Pagan. St Peter says to the first Christian,"Spell Mary." He does so, and enters.To the second Peter says,"Spell Jesus." He does so and enters. To the Pagan Peter says,
"Spell antidisestablishmentarianism."

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