How to become a vamp??

I have to disagree abou kinesis not being possible, I do acknowledge not being able to lift objects(telekinesis)(yet). Though, there are elemental forms of kinesis and I have performed a few and some of them work. About the vampire thing, even if it was possible, you wouldn't be able to change and then change back the way you would think, you would be stuck a vampire, and according to pop culture, you would actually be dead. You want to die? I don't think so. And anyway, this is the kind of bull that gets the the thingy at the bottom right of your screen, "this has been a Merentha Entertainment Production. Use only for entertainment purposes." Even if some stuff IS legit, stop filling it with vampire questions. If I had a penny for every person who has asked about vampires, I would be typing this from the comfort of my mansion on my Apple TV.
Sorry if I sound aggressive...

You most likely can't become a vampyr. but you could try a spell if you want to, it's your choice to try to cast a spell or not to. I don't believe in it, but I am open minded to the possibility they exist.