teleportation spells???

Is there a spell for telportation? I've seen some covens on Ebay (Yes!, Ebay) that have them. But, they would never give those spells out much less sell them.

Try my teleportation spell; but it won't get you too far, like China or anything, just like room to room teleportation.

I have teleported, it went horridly wrong though... Instead of being in my bedroom i was on my front lawn!

And that is a good example of a fluff as I explained in the Reputation thread. You even bring a 4 1/2 year old thread back up to post something impossible. You can not break the laws of nature and that includes teleportation. You cannot spilt your atoms and transport them because it's impossible. Even if we could slipt our atoms we will be reformatted and be scatter everywhere, but that is still impossible. Learn knowledge and enjoy the fact you can learn. Become serious for what you do so you can actually get somewhere. Living in a fantasy and saying you can do the impossible will get you no where. Simple as that. Teleportation is impossible .

Really? All these people claiming that teleportation works? That's downright shocking. The only teleportation supported by current physics is quantum tunneling, an event that happens most frequently on the subatomic level... The sheer improbability of anything larger all undergoing a quantum tunneling at the same time, is incredibly unlikely... By all means, if you have enough understanding of the concept to utilize it the world of physics would absolutely applaud you and probably reward you the noel prize for that... Until then, if you're sure it works... Please explain yourselves.