Retard of the Week Mail

i'm really sorry if i have broken any rule . . . I just don't know :( and I don't play video games cause I'm lieutenant and I'm asking cause , my general always gave me the heaviest gun:( well sorry again . . .
Can you tell about coven forums

From : Safiera
Subject : Re: hi
Message : Well, umm that.... there have been few that have been wanting to help me or get well... involved. I would have to say I was cursed by a very advanced and powerful curse, I lost EVERYTHING dear to my heart. My friends, family, money, and eventuly my sanity, I almost lost my life if it where not for the amazing people around me.
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When I asked her how is she So sure on this she replied this

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From : Safiera
Subject : Re: hi
Message : I don't want to point fingers at anyone but, RollRoyce was the most helpfull. We are best friends why?
In reply to:
Then I don't think you require my help in all honesty. I googled and found no results. Care to pinpoint where you learned this from?

Rolls is as fluffy as they come and she doesn't get that because you get down in the dumps has nothing to do with magick. Has nothing to do with. It's your own "demons' that get you into that state.

Wonder if either of them are "students" or experimental subjects of Pure Indigo...

LOL

This thread needed to be revived...and so it shall. With a vengence...

From :UnkadiosSora Subject : Read Very Carefully Message : Time of war between good and evil is coming what side will you choose. The war that will save all Existence or Deal Death to all of Existence except for the one's whom triumph. If Good wins all is saved if Evil wins all will be lost. I am currently on no side, but that will change. If I choose Good it will be I, Zalkari against Sidonus. If I side with Evil let's just say Evil will triumph and all will be lost. We shall see. Just be wise of which side you choose.

The reign of alien space lords is hot on SoM again >.<

Oh my Goddess...she/he needs help! ~Rozel

From : starlover
Subject : gender spell
Message : my friend wants to know if theres a spell to switch genders...is it?

I have a form reply for these that goes something like this:

To be honest. No. Shape shifting in the physical realm is all but impossible. There are theoretical methods of success, but it involves creating a pocket of astral space in physical reality, changing your self in the astral space, and then sending the pocket back to the astral realm. I wish it were possible. Every jerkbag who treated a girl poorly would wake up as a girl, haha.

Sometimes it works (they go o_O not understanding a word I say) and they sort of bugger off. Or I get these:

From : vishnu_varun
Subject :
Message : hello sir..can you do me a favour?
i like a girl and consider it to be eternal...
do you think we'll get united and get married?
if you trust me or my love wish you could help me out with psychic readings?

No response, so no idea HOW the hell I responded.

Or these: From : Evowyn
Subject :
Message : I love your user name, it's so creative, just saying. xD

or these: From : MoonScryer
Subject : Letting you know...
Message : I love your username! It's cool!

or these: From : Django441
Subject : youre terrible......
Message : at writing bios?

That was just a pathetic way to hit on me/stalk me better. :-

I like these better: From : NeLlover
Subject : Hi X)
Message : I'm just saying hi because I'm kinda bored but fill free to actually msg me back :)

Blatant hitting on me. That I can tolerate. So much fun XD

From :ediblefairy
Subject : please help me
Message : this is not idle chatter, i NEED your help

My response: You should state what you would like in the first message therefore I know how to help you.

From :ediblefairy
Subject : Re: please help me
Message : I'm constipated. You seem pretty legit, so I was wondering if you could help me by doing a spell

My response: You are kidding me right? I do not do spells for others please read my profile as I stated such. You can help yourself by eating some prunes, and trying to go to the bathroom. I really do not have time for this. If it does not stop go to your doctor.

From :ediblefairy
Subject : Re: please help me
Message : I already did. He said that there was nothing he could do and that I would never poop again. I'm relying on you. Please help me, it's getting quite uncomfortable

I have no idea how I responded, I do believe I simply blocked her and pointed it out to a mod.

lol Your, "I'll never poop again," certainly trumps my, blatantly hitting on me vs. subtlely hitting on me.