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Does anyone know a spell that they can cast on my that makes me inflate with grape juice and turn my skin hair eyes and belly purple and it makes my arms and legs dissapear inside tons of flesh from my belly? If so please let me know and cast it on me.

You'll have to remain disappointed on this one.

Magic cannot physically change you like that. The closest you can do to achieve this desire is to wear a costume or something.

I think you're asking for Wonkas gum that acts as a three course meal. He still hasn't worked the kinks out of it [happends every time, they all become blueberries]

In reality this isn't possible. Magick cannot contradict nature, and since humans can't become grapes/blueberry things naturally no spell will do it either.